Silverspawn2 - New Branch

I DOUBT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Here's my list of No Chances. So cross your fingers and "hope" that you're on the list. :)

1. Dumb Bitch- You do drugs, alcohol, stupid things, follow the crowd way too much or anything of the sort, God have mercy on you. You obviously know no better because you are a dumb bitch.

2. Gum Chewing- I hate excessive gum chewing, the sort where everytime you see a person during the day, everyday, they have a piece of gum in their mouths. How much do those gum companies make off of you people?

3. Ugly as shit- I'm very sorry, but I'm not about to kiss a...... let me put this a good way........ a 1,000 year old dead lady. If you're ugly, just give up and go find your own kind.

4. Groupie- I absolutely hate when people act out of the ordinary, change the way they think, act way out of order, and do dumb ass stuff to fit into a group. As you probably figured out by now, I'm a lone wolf, an outcast, a kid who stays away from large crowds. I don't work well with groups of people.

5. Fat and Druggie- How the hell could you desecrate your body like that? If you can't respect yourself, you can't respect anyone else. Smoking is like sticking a knife a little bit deeper in your body every day for the fun of it! And I don't care how fat people have a tendancy to be nicer than skinny people. Fat is ugly. Anway, ever seen two fat people try to do it before? It's like watching two beached whales trying to get back into the ocean.

6. No respect- I don't care if you feel you're better than the person beside you. You still don't kick them into the mud and then kick them while they're down. Defend the weak, and help the helpless.

7. Eco Friendly Losers- I don't care if one bird is dying on a beach from a car driving over it. There is thousands of that species of birds all over the USA! You don't have to close that beach! Use your common sense! Think before acting! I'm ok with eco friendly people here and there, but when they get excessive I could throw trash at their face, burn their women and rape their villages.

8. Cheaters- If you cheat, you only spoil yourself. Spoiled stuff get thrown away when the time comes. I hate spoiled people, they are weak and annoying.

9. Attitdude Bitch- I don't care if accidentally I insulted you! You don't give the me the finger wave, the hip roll and the attitude accent! Bitches in Asia get Eaten! (Literally, a bitch is a female dog).

10. Definite mined- You really can't have it any other way? Part of it is spoiled, part of it is your ability to not see it from somebody else's perspective. Be open minded or I'll open your brain with more than my thoughts!!(THREAT!!!!)

I tried to contend with the fervor and craziness of Mephidos' compatibility. So, if you don't fit in those categories, awesome. Maybe we'll meet someday and you might become my girlfriend.

- Copper

I, Mephidos, have over time created a list of things that tick me off about females.

if you currently participate in such actions, we are not compatible, will never be friends, and have no chance of dating. ever. [yes i am a narcisitic bastard ready and willing to reject half the community]

This list isn't PURE narcisim... im saying it for any guys like myself that are bothered by some of the things girls do.

MEPHIDOS'S TOP TEN THINGS TO NEVER DATE

1. If you have ever payed more than 80 dollars for a purse.

forgive me, but COME THE FUCK ON.

No one gives a flying shit about your purse. NOTHING about a purse should ever cost more than 80 dollars.

and if it IS 80 dollars, it better have a built in DVD player, have cup holders, and transform into a jetski on voice command.

maybe im just a guy. but what makes something worth that much money???

you obviously have issues you need to work out and after a few years of therapy, maybe we will talk.

2. If your purse is bigger than my ego.

Weve all seen those purses that the Paris Hilton copies carry, where the purse is actually bigger than a briefcase, yet is somehow full. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU POSSIBLE FILL THAT??

what are you carrying with you that you fill a backpack with??

im not even a big fan of purses in general. but i do understand if you want to have one. despite my moderate acceptence of a female habit, keep it to a minimum. =/

3. Crocs.

Short and sweet. if you own them or consider them fashionable or are even thinking about defending them in any way, we have nothing in common.

4. Fake Tans.

How is looking like an oompa loompa in ANY WAY attractive??

Fake tans are obvious. and if your the kind of person that cant get a tan on your own by just being outside, then your probably just going to look weird with one.

Cheeta print is stupid as well.

5. Princess T-shirts

Random childish shirts with a monkey on it saying princess or some shirt saying "brunetts have more fun" or shit like that. it just makes you look even more like a stuck up priss.

6. Jonas Brothers Paraphernalia

Tshirts, purses, shoes, hats, pencils, paper, ANYTHING. you should burn it immediately.

1 tshirt. fine. but you can always point out the hardcore fans that make suicide seem so sweet.

but god knows jonas bros will be the waiting music in purgatory. fuck.

7. Talk about how hot guys are and continuously rant over long periods of time.

my ears bleed. i cant stand it. i cant stand the mindless talk about how attractive someone is when they dont even know the person at all. i cant stand the senseless "he is so cute" "he is so cute" "he is sooooo cute"...

FuckShitCuntFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

grrrr.

8. Take a million fucking pictures of themselves everywhere doing everything with fake smiles and fake tans and real leather purses.

I love photography. but the people who take a million pictures of THEMSELVES.

EVERY PICTURE with the camera owner smiling with some friend over and over and over....

I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE WITH SOME RANDOM FRIEND FOR 244 SLIDES!

9. Chewing gum really loud.

Once again, my ears bleed. i cant stand it. chewing gum is the most annoying habit girls have, when they cant just keep their mouths closed. 

10. NEVER SHUTTING UP.

dont get me wrong. i would LOVE to learn about who you are and continue with many fun conversations. but there is a difference between us talking and you telling me a book about useless shit i dont care about. i am willing to talk about ANYTHING. but theres a point where anything doesn't include your hair, your clothes, your purse, your clothes, your clothes, your clothes, and your clothes.

11. When your randomly talking to someone on the phone and they try to turn you on by telling you what they are wearing.

to a certain extent that does work on most guys, but there are things we do NOT want to know.

i dont want to be talking to a girl on the phone for a half hour and then find out that youve been taking a bath the entire time. THATS CREEPY.

i dont want to know your wearing a thong, or that your not wearing any underwear at all! i dont care! under the normal confines of conversation i dont think that that is entirely necessary.

12. When girls think being all lesbianic with their friends is hot.

secret: its really not. if you get a guy because you can make out with your friend, he PROBABLY is NOT the guy you EVER want to be within 50 feet of. if that turns him on, what kind of person is he? think about it.

13. if you have bitchy friends.

im sorry. i hate girls that have bitchy friends. the friends that instantly insert themselves in any situation between you and a girl.

if there is any sort of tiny arguement or any litte disagreement they fly in out of nowhere and make everything so much worse for no adequitely explained reason. STAY OUT OF IT!!! usually problems are solved instantly if they dont interfere.

14. if you have friends that you refer to as your "sisters" or Bffls and shit.

YOUR GOOD FRIENDS. I GET IT. sisters is retarded and makes you seem like lesbians, thus bringing back point 12. its weird.

15. if your reading this and are in any way insulted that i just insulted you and your friends.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha

go die.

~Mephidos

Why do people want to take troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan? Honestly, they almost have to be stupid or else clueless of the issues to think the troops should be removed.

If their reply is "OMFG, we are losing so many young Americans in the war!". I say FUCK YOU. Honestly, we've lost like what, 4,000-5,000 troops since 2001? We are losing more people in American everyday/year than what we are losing in War. Here's some statistics to ponder..... In 2006, circa 3,996 united states citizens died due to drunk drivers. That's only 1 year! This includes the young, old, teenagers, babies, and adults. That's drunk driving alone. Thousands more people die in our country from other things every year. How bout this week? We recently had 13 soldiers die in a fight in Iraq(God bless their bravery). But, INSIDE AMERICA we probably had at least 13 people murdered in a few days time. This includes babies, teenagers, kids, adults, and old people. If you are worried about casualties of War, shut the hell up and go on with your life.

Another common reply is "We're spending what, 10 billion dollars a month in the middle east! We could be using that for our economy!" Here's the point. The United States money system is based on reliance that the United States will survive into tomorrow. None of it is backed by gold. At this point, our debt is so enormously large to ourselves (8 trillion), it does not matter how much we spend in the middle east and we will never pay off our debt and that little bit of money won't help the economy any more than the shape it is in now. We have been spending large sums of money in the middle east since what, 2001 and the only reason our economy is suffering is because the banks fucked Americans and the economy slips about every 21 years anyway. Therefore, spending 10 billiion dollars/month in the middle east is not affecting us and did not cause the economy to slip. The economy should fix itself. After all, have you seen the crowds at local malls get smaller?

The point is, the war on terrorism is no longer just a national war, but an international war. If we leave the middle east, the terrorist will think they have won and they grow strong in that region. Through pure numbers, they will terrorize all who oppose their wretchedly practiced religion. If we leave the middle east now, all people in the world will be terrorized, and thousands of people and (for you animal lovers)animals will die. These arabs in the region will stop at nothing to dominate with their particularly cruel versions of their religion, and they hate everyone who do not follow it.

-Copper 

Sometime in august, back in 2006, Pluto was stripped of its planetary title.

I dont know what kinda asshole thought it was okay to pick on pluto, but he is about to have his ass kicked. [Deported]

So now pluto is some sort of "dwarf planet", and thus not the same as a planet.

couldn't the same be said about midgets? theyre not quite human.

they're dwarf human.

im just kinda pissed that we can pick on the little guy, but insulting jupiter is just out of the question. (damn planet worshipers)

Pluto needs its revenge. Someday, pluto is gonna just bash into russia and we're not even gonna see it coming.

not that anyone would care, i mean kmon. its only russia.

but still.

OMFG.

Pluto should run for president.

id totally vote for him/her.

hes half the size of Obamas ego, and hes probably younger than Mcain is.

Pluto For President.

Holy shit. That would be tits.

i could also be that one kickass vice president that suggests awesome holdiays like "Girls be topless week!" and "Free Sex more Mephidos Day!".

[ who am i kidding. thats every day! ;) ]

A world with topless girls, no russia, and president who is a giant rock.

Oh man that would rule so hard. I love myself.

i SO deserve my own parade.

-Mephidos

I really really HATE when people have to be total asses and overuse the F word.

like SERIOUSLY. i dont really consider it a "bad" word, as much as a "Dirty" word.

kinda like Hobos.

Hobos are low in sociaty, and dirty, but that DOES NOT make them bad people.

but it just bugs me the poser idiots that say it every other sentence.

i LITERALLY heard a kid say this.

"YOU FUCKING FUCKER! i FUCKING HATE YOUR FUCKING GUTS! IM FUCKING GONNA FUCKING FUCK YOU IN THE FUCKING ASS!!!"

HOLD. UP.

there are SO many things wrong with that.

1. the little midget said Fuck 8 times in only 3 sentences!!!

thats 2.6666666666667 fucks a sentence!!

2. Fuck you in the ass? doesn't that make you a tad bit gay?

i mean, thats basically saving the other guy the breath of thinking of a comeback.

if your looking for a way to come out of the closet, i wouldn't personally perscribe that method. but maybe thats just me.

My point is, if you over use the F word, you just look like an idiot, a loser, a poser, and will end up being the next guy in the hamburger suit at a fast food restaurant.

BUT LUCKILY FOR YOU..

ive compiled a list of excpetable insults to help you NOT overuse the same words.

1. Captin Dumbass

2. Kernal McFUCKING RETARD PANTS

3. Moron. ( a simple, not entirely bad insult that has somehow retained its hurtful value over the years. )

If you dont want to memorize a million genius insults, then you could do what i do. just throw random words in front of classic insults, to make them seem harsher.

Example:

Before: "YOU ASSHOLE!"

After: " YOU SIMPLISTIC ARROGANT ASSHOLE!"

See? twice as bad!

if you cant think of anything good, just throw random words in to confuse the enemy, and make them feel stupid. the words dont even have to function correctly, or correlate AT ALL to what your saying. they just make you sound smart.

YOU ATROPHIC MORON! -atropic: substance that wears away, or breaks down another substance.

YOU LAZULATIC IMBASILE! -Lazulatic: lazy, immobile

YOU GIGALOMANTISSAMIST DOUCHFAG! -Gigalomantissamist - i dont really know. i just kinda threw shit together.

Becareful tho. if the other person figures out your just throwing syllables out there, your pretty much fucked.

BUT NOTICE!!! i said "Douchefag", not "DoucheBAG". its an insult, AND a gay joke, All in one!

that was some clever wordplay on my part, so yeah.

im pretty satisfied with myself rigth now. =D

well, im gonna go play hide and seek with my imaginary friends.

im so good at that game.. no one EVER finds me.

i once hid for 3 days. ^^

Hide and seek champion of the world,

~Mephidos

(P.S. Copper Says "Fuck Yeah!"

There's this little midget at my school who is a total jack ass. I don't know how anyone could feel bad for him. He fools around the whole time at lunch and is obnoxious to those around him. Anyway, I was walking down the hall thinking of ways to insult midgets like I normally do when I walk around and I found the best way in the world! BEEF STEW STANDING UP! I mean "Come on!" Midgets are the perfect size for this feat and there's no way it wouldn't be funny! Just walk in front of him/her and let one go! People of the world, I command you to givith it a try!

-Copper  <-----(==o   (en guarde)

And all you Lame Pussyass posers who wear plastic fangs at raves.

And all those damn "breaking Dawn" or whatever.

EVERY TIME I WALK INTO A STORE (that isn't Giant or some shitty dollar tree)

you see this, and other books by the same retarded author.

This is the point where we all throw up in our mouths from the lousy imagery and symbolism.

NO. I HAVE NOT READ THESE BOOKS.

and i dont plan on it.

all you fuckfaces are conforming to the mainstream for no adequitly explained reason.

EVERYONE IS READING THESE BOOKS? why am i the only one who sees that as a reason NOT to read it?

Stephenie Meyer is just lucky.

her books just caught on by chance.

There are MILLIONS of amazing books out there that get no coverage.

BUT THIS is in every bookstore walmart and household right up there with harry potter.

Thanks too her we can expect even more fanfics about vampires.

damn you stephenie meyer.

you totally ruined vampires for me.

all they're amazing blood sucking awesomeness just got ripped from my heart.

it hurt.

a lot.

~Mephidos

what the hell is up with the rule that "guys cant hit girls"?

IM NOT SAYING WOMAN BEATING IS OKAY. that is quite wrong.

but when a girl starts to hit you, WTF ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO??

A. You hit her back and become "that guy who beats chicks"

B. You Dont hit her back and be the guy who "Got beat up by a girl"

Quite frankly both really suck.

I Believe that (when its necessary) guys SHOULD be able to hit girls.

If its out of self defense, it should be allowed.

DefectiveGopher and I ponder why girls cant be hit.

And the only reason is that its HARD to hit them. No matter where you go, your touching a place that isn't allowed. but even thats not a reason why we CANT.

The main point is,

Whether or not you have a vagina doesn't make me want to hit you any less.

Sometimes, girls deserve it. i refuse to let a girl beat me up just because i cant hit them back.

If they start it, shouldn't guys be able to end it?

And this is what REALLY BOTHERS ME.

Girls want all the rights guys do.

but they dont want to be treated like us.

WTF?

You cant have all our rights and still be invunerable after you punch us in the stomach.

i believe in womans rights. i believe that we should be EQUAL. (which even though women THINK they want... they really dont.)

deep down they dont really want to be just like us. they just want the perks.

You don’t get special treatment at your discretion.

You beat us, we’ll beat the shit out of you.

Oh, whoops! That’s domestic abuse!

But apparently Hitting men is A-OKAY.  

Anyway, im just saying.

as long as a girl starts the fight, and throws the first punch. *out of self defense* a guy has FULL RIGHT to finish it.

There is no shame in hitting a girl if shes is hitting you.

beat that bitch!

Mephidos<3

WTF????????

People suck. to a tremendous extent.

infact, you, the reader probably suck. a lot.

and you dont even know it!! but now you do.

HOW COME I DONT GET ANY FAN MAIL??? =(

DG, Cu, And Ka Get Fanmail!!!! and Kakara has barely been here! XP

See this? {{{ </3 }}}} Thats my heart. notice the bold white line down the middle.

You broke it.

I hope your happy.

I take Pills just to DEAL with all you people. AND WHAT DO I GET? nothing!!

Hell! id settle for hatemail.

so please, if any of you are nice at all... make me a fanmail. =D

it would make me feel important and loved. ^^

just go to the contact us page.. and send it.

thank you. <3 <('v')>

Mephidos

I HATE IT when you randomly run into people you know from school!! You always run into them at the WRONG time.

*Storytime!!!! <3*

I was in Walmart Today,

( momentary pause. i hate when you see little icons revolving around the idea that paris hilton thought you bought walls at walmart. like this one. -

1. thats is the WORST editing job ive ever seen.

Dont you people realize you can get rid of that white box with the click of a button??

and Arial font??? wheres the creativity??

2. She Didn't say that! and its not even that funny!

i fully support the whole " Paris Hilton is a stupid Bitch " Movement, but still.

its not funny. let the whole walmart to " Wall " Correlation go.

Anyway, back to the story.

I was in Walmart, and like always, i go to the toy section. ( i have a weakness for actionfigures )

and of course, as your walking through the barby section WITHOUT LOOKING i might add,

along comes a random girl from school who will tell about the kid wearing all black that likes barbies.

Kill me. Kill me now.

~Mephidos

sorry i forgot to add something to the picture.

MUCH BETTER

Now if you'll excuse me,

i have some babies to kill

Mephidos