We got into a conversation the other day about some of lifes biggest questions.
and since no one else has the INCREDIBLE BRAINPOWER to solve said problems, we shall, to the best of our ability.
try not to let your head explode from the SHEER AMAZINGNESS of it.
-Silverspawn Staff
PS. - If you have any good questions to ask, go to the contact us page, and send us your question. if its not total crap, we will try to answer it.
Well, when a mommy UNIVERSE and a daddy UNIVERSE love each other very much...............
-Copper (This will do well enough to replace the Big Bang Theory)
Congratulations! You've had a revelation!..........Don't eat there. Anyways, people always wonder why they don't get skinnier like "Jerry" aka Subway's representative, after eating at places like subway. They look at the required "calorie and such" menu and realize the Italion sub is only 200 calories! Deliciously healthy! NOT -skull-! The "calorie and such" menu only includes the bread and the meat. Tack on some cheese (100 calories), some mayonaise (300 cal), chicken (30 cal), rice (20 cal), mashed potatoes (53 cal) and other various stuff, and buddy, you've got an equivalent to a McBurger-Wendy's triple decker extreme with 2,000 calories/deck. Eat that fatty.
-Copper
If its REALLY half, it isn't one or the other.
ITS HALF. [dumbass]
But the question is referring to the frame of mind your in.
if your a Dreary Drew, or a Negative Nancy, then you look at it as half empty.
or if your one of those condescending optimistic bastards, then you look at the glass as half full.
but despite the crappy symbolism, its still just half a glass of water, with real no significance.
-Mephidos
Chicken.
if you beleive in the story of adam and eve, then the chicken just suddenly appeared there, when god poofed animals everywhere.
If you beleive in evolution, then we know that as soon as the animal took the shape of a bird, it was the chicken, tho just not the chicken we know today. (to lay the egg to produce a chicken like animal, the animal would have to have the egg laying process, and resemble a chicken as well.)
BESIDES.
as soon as the egg is fertalized, its a chicken anyway. so the question is really, Did the chicken or the chicken come first?
and BESIDES THAT.
if your wondering where the egg came from, the chicken (or early form of it, if you beleive in evolution) still laid that there egg.
so the chicken came first. [ i Win! ]
But now i have question.. WHO CARES?
im here now, so its all good right?
So much better than a chicken,
~Mephidos