Silverspawn2 - New Branch

"I can't believe the crazy shit people do. I was sittin in church and this bitch next 2 me lit a cigarette. I almost dropped my fuckin beer."

                        -A Free man.

                        - Copper

How bout that undeniably queer comeback that always leaves everybody with a

Of all the the decrepid old people on television today, i have to say that Regis is my favorite.

Botox? Why YES! yes i will. =D

the guy is like in his fucking 80's!!

there is no way that hair is that dark, and that skin is that tight naturally.

I was brainstorming as to how he could stay so young, and there are only two possibilites.

He is either SUPER ULTRA MEGA GAY. [with sparkles.] [the gay never age. we all know this.]

OR.

He is an EPIC MASTER of JEW JITSU!

JEW JITSU [which must always be said in caps, -page 53 subsection 3 of the JEW JITSU code book-] is the complex art that can involve many skills. Fighting skills such as the Kosher-punch, and Yamica-bash. Could also include having a big nose, or the ability to smell money. In Regis's case, its the art of SAVING things. For most people, its money being saved. But for Regis, i think he is saving LIFE FORCE.

[yes i know imma genius.]

After coming to this completely undeniable truth, i began to think...

what if he is STEALING the life force of those around him?

has anyone notice how much Kelly Rippa aged in the past 5 years??

and what abot his last Co-Host??

she had to leave too! and why? [for whatever reason they told you, i garantee its lack of life force]

Despite Regis suddenly obvious parasitic qualities, i still love the guy.

even if he might be a GAY JEW PENNY SNIFFER.

(or just had botox injections)\

Either way, im still awesome.

I will post more later. [if the jews dont try and beat me up for the bashing. sorry jews.]

Trying to figure out the new sites myspace,

Mephidos.<3

*** go to the homepage and check out our myspace!

I love megaman. i mean hes so utterly simple.

Hes not as stupid as kirby (love the little pink crusader)

but its just a place for all of the WORST badguys to show up.

ice penguins that slide on their stomachs to hit you. ( Original ideas out the wazoo )

and those little things with hard hats so you cant kill them. (Didn't super mario world 4 have those?)

i dont know. i bought one of the original gameboy color games.

i think its called megamanX2

but i cant really be so certain.

i JUST beat the hawk boss that flaps its tiny wings at you, which apperently can produce some fucking strong winds.

theres also this weird boss that i think is hyped off viagra.

he has this gun on his arm that shoots random crap at you.

but it just looks kinda like a penis.

i just think its funny how megaman is so simple and stupid, and yet hes the coolest guy in the game because everyone else sucks WORSE.

but its still an amazing game.

id give it 3.5 thumbs up.

no real purpose of writing. just bored.

better entry next week

-M to da E to da PHIDOS (bitch)

ps. verbal note of how much i suck.

i went out and got my girlfriend some flowers. in a sad attempt at showing her i care.

as it turns out im so stupid as to get the one type of flowers shes allergic too.

i just suck THAT bad.

Funny right? X[

----Ending Credits----

Producer: Silverspawn

Stupid Youth: Mephidos

Epic Failure by: Mephidos

Stupid Ending Credits Parady: Mephidos. [sorry]

Sponsered by: Mountain Dew! [drink it you pussy.]

--THE END

Why do we have to make fun of black people?

I mean, even people that Aren't Racist, make fun of black people.

BLACK PEOPLE make fun of black people.

and i figured out why.

ITS JUST SO DAMN EASY.

Black people are just funny as hell.

And i have an example to prove my point. =P 

Ive come to the conclusion that this is only funny because hes black.

if there was this white guy standing there, it just wouldn't be funny at all.

in fact i would probably be forced to hunt him down and kill immediate family, and send my army of penguin ninjas to obliterate his relatives, due to his lack of funnyness.

other than the stupid look on his face, (which is stereotypically common in black people.) (or so ive heard) it also points out that he is some kind of street mechanic, which is also a black stereotype. and also, he has grammatical errors, so we assume he is stupid. ( stereotype. )

and if that BLUR of cruel sterotypes doesnt get you, the fact that theres an alien on the back of his head wrapping its black tentacles around his face ought to make you die.

[THERE IS NO WAY IN FUCK THAT THAT IS HAIR.]

So if you think this is funny, you are laughing at black people due to 4 cruel stereotypes, and the fact that he is about to be killed by some sort of tentacley alien.

YOU RACIST BASTARD.

Its CRAZY how all americans think that racism, death, and causing pain to people is funny.

yet we try so hard to STOP those things.

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD.

YOU THINK DEATH IS FUNNY??? [ its okay because so do i. ]

my point is that it SHOULDN'T be okay. we find all this terrible stuff funny!

THAT DOG IS IN PAIN!!! you jerks! how DARE you laugh at what cruelty we know as "hilarious"

You think mental retardation is funny? everyone apperently does.

We've learned to laugh at the wrong things, and its ruining us as a sociaty.

We think things like this are funny!

Little kids swearing, and a defiance towards elders! because we look on this stuff with laughter and not distain, kids are thinking that its okay!

i haven't even gone into the humor we find behind drugs and sex! but when we look at these things with laughter, we start to think those things might not be so bad.

and kids start to think that its totally normal!

our veiw of whats funny, is ruining the next generation.

we are TEACHING our kids to be racist, make fun of retards, and think that dead parents are funny!

WHY ARE WE DOING THIS??

get some brains.

you people need to really take a good look at society.

Maybe then we can stop ASKING ourselves what is wrong with the younger generations, and actually MAKE CHANGES.

im going to recede back into my dark room.

where i will listen to music religeously.

Goodnight.

-Mephidos

Black people are just cool.

not to bring racism into this, and i often just hate black people.

but i just think some black people are just COOL.

the ones that are all big, black, and tough. oh.. and BALD.

i would KILL to be like that for a day.

just go up right behind someone you dont know, just tower over them with your blackness..

and say.. YOUR ASS IS MINE.

in that amazingly low black man voice.

kinda creepy...

but just the look of terror on their faces..

unless of course they're flaming, in which case you NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE.

reading over this, it sounded wayyyy cooler in my head.

but id still love to be black for a day. ( but i wear all black, so i guess it really doesn't matter. )

i dont really even know what im talking about anymore.. so dont even ask me.

im way too tired to read over this, so excuse spelling errors.

nightnight<3

-mephidos

Revenge is annoying.

i hate when people even TRY to get revenge.

like when if i would hit you, you would try to hit me back at the same force i hit you.

WRONG. you then hit me harder than i hit you, tho you think its the same amount of force as you gave me.

and thus your stuck in an endless cycle of STUPIDITY.

If you have every found yourself in such a situation, i made you a special little sign.

That came from the bottom of my heart.

you had BETTER appreciate that.

Damn i love the guy. i just want to cry from looking at its awesomeness.

Putting my AMAZING SKILLS aside, your need to relize retaliation only brings further destruction to yourself.

your basically worse than the guy that keeps asking how much something is at your local DOLLAR FUCKING STORE.

ITS A FUCKING DOLLAR (+TAX) 

i once worked a dollar general...

this one fat bastard kept asking me how much everything was.

he now has a broken nose.

i now have no job.

[i thought that was pretty fair.]

im done writing today.

bie.

-Me[phidos]

i dont know the details... i wasn't really listening to the tv...

but apparently theres a park somewhere where some guy using a geiger counter found some slightly radioactive items in a section of the park. the police are investigating.

but what i want to know is..

WHO THE FUCK BRINGS A GEIGER COUNTER TO THE PARK???

"okay.. going to the park... keys.. check. wallet... check. Geiger counter... check.

im set!"

DUMBASS.

i dont care how many lives he may or may not have saved.

the guys still a creeper.

it makes me wonder what other crazy shit he has in his pockets.

lets just imagine they decided to frisk him. (for fun. cops are often gay if you dont watch tv.)

LIST OF THINGS IN --NAME--'s POCKETS

1. Keys

2. Wallet

3. Geiger Counter

4. Small Sewing Kit

5. Idiots guide to raising small mammels

6. $4 and 62 cents

7. 3/4cm Wrench

8. The little metal boot from Monopoly

......

62. 3 Bobby Pins

62. Autographed picture of Mitch Gaylord

......

375. Old McDonalds Frenchfries

376. a puppy.

You really have to have the puppy in there.

i was going to add in a mexican but i thought that might be bad taste. xD

more later.

-Mephidos 

Congradulations! YOUR CHOKING!

I hate when your eating somewhere and someone starts choking.

i mean seriously. if you dont have the brain skills to think and chew at the same time maybe you should go back to the asylum. (ive been there its cool)

whenever someone starts choking im always conflicted with 2 thoughs.

a. save them/ try to help

b. watch them die and laugh all the while.

Like seriously.

i want to be that guy that comes up while some guy is choking, Pop him one in the stomach, and just say: "CHEW YOUR FOOD DUMBASS"

Im sure karma will get me back for this, and ill end up dying from choking on sugar-spagetti-pizza ( its coming i tell you ) and ill go up to purgatory, and stand between the guy who died saving orphans and the guy who gave his kidneys to dying puppies.

but seriously if you go to heaven and Ol'Peter hears you died from choking, basically from your own stupidity, your just going hell.

i know how difficult this concept this is to some of you out there. so i made step by step instructions to help you with your task.

Step 1. Cut/Scoop food into a small portion and enter into said food into your mouth.

Step 2. Chew food at a steady pace, making sure to thuroughly break apart whatever your eating. DONT SWALLOW!!! if you do to early, skip ahead to step 4.

Step 3. After food is thuroughly mashed, swallow. if done correctly, your still breathing. hooray! OH WAIT! WHATS THIS?? your food was poisoned! oh no!!

Step 4. Tighten neck muscles around food and dont let it go down. grab nearest knife and start viciously stabbing throat in order to get food partical out. ( dont forget to stab your jugular multiple times! ) and in your last few seconds of conciousness, smile in satisfaction at how rationally you handled the situation, and enjoy your triumph over food. Then you bleed to death.

im really sorry for that.

its really hard for me to make a checklist that doesn't end with the reader dying.

i know i have a problem.

but i can admit it, and thats whats important i guess.

Better entries coming soon...

i haven't had mountain dew in a week.

im sure you understand.

-Mephidos

Im sorry i haven't updated in a while, but ive been busy.

and i dont feel like putting effort into an article so im just going to talk about stuff that bothers me. ( though i dont know how thats any different.... )

Anyway i was at a restaurant the other day and ive noticed that almost every restaurant now has converted to electric hand dryers.

above the handryer a sign says "only the newest technology for our favorite customer"

Seriously?

lets analyse that statement.

1. the newest technology? you call an electric handryer the "newest technology"?

i doubt the robinsons came back through the time rift and yelled " I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE! AND ITS ELECTRIC HANDRYERS!!! "

i want to meet the genius who created that thing.

the guy is making millions for a product that a monkey could use, and doesn't even work.

you stand there like an idiot while your hands stay wet and the skin is burned off your hands.

2. FAVORITE CUSTOMER?

doubt it.

im the guy that sticks his gum under the table and throws away the metal silverware.

maybe they know this and the handryer is just a clever plot to get back at people like that.

who knows.

im just saying.

george bush is an asshole.

No real plot intended,

-Mephidos