Silverspawn2 - New Branch

Here's something to think about! For my 11th grade honors English Class, I was assaignend a Book to Read. THIS ISN'T ANY ORDINARY BOOK!!!! THIS IS A RAPE BOOK! It's like holy shit!..... I didn't see that coming! My school assaigned me a book to read about an 8 year old girl getting raped by her mother's boyfriend! LIFE REALLY REALLY SUCKS!

-Copper

This is an outrage! My school has issued Summer Work for all Honors Courses (I'm taking all honors except math)! In my opinion, they mine as well make our school an all round year school. Summer work is just taking up our summer work now, especially since we already had books to read in two different subjects in the previous year. Unfortunately, our school won't be able to make the schedule all year round school because of protests of local business' like amusement parks and such. They depend on young school students for work and business. I just want to know "IS THIS FAIR?"????????????

                                - Copper --{-@

i was kinda thinking the other day

and by thinking i mean rapidly shooting through different thoughts in no real sequence.

the kinda thing that you end up on a totally different subject.

and i realized that in my ENTIRE gaming career, i have never raised a seaking.

like Goldeen >>> seaking.

like im sure ive evolved one. but never trained one more than 3 levels.

probably because it sucks total ass. but im still bothered that ive never done it.

and no, im not a pokemon freak, but the fact is, the games are awesome. i dont care how old or gay pokemon is. the original pokemon blue will live my heart forever.

The fact is tho, that goldeen is a faggot. and seaking just makes me think of Gay People.

Why?

1. in all the old episodes, whenever ash or some other guy would go into the water, a goldeen or seaking would spike them in the ass. GAY.

2. the fact that Goldeen and Seaking just Suck at life.

3. the fact that they EVEN SUCKED IN THE TV SHOW. it always emphansises goldeens suckyness.

4.The Fact that Seaking is a lot like Seamen.

and a lot like Seeking.

so its like Seeking Seamen. (GAY)

This week sucked.

and i really shouldn't take out my rage on the pokemon world by going through on a gay witch hunt, but hey,

Cookie monster shouldn't like vegetables.

thats not really an excuse but ive decided to use it from now on.

"yeah?? well if cookie monster is gonna eat vegetables, im gonna (insert phrase here.)"

it works.

i usually insert "stay out late" or "eat battaries".

do whatever you want tho.

Despite of Cookie monsters new vegetable obsession, ive come to conclusion.

no matter WHAT anyone says about what cookie monsters fettish is,

we all know hes after one thing.

PENIS.

just like seaking. =P

happy talk like a pirate day. (which according to multiple websites has happened 3 times this year. were not sure which site is accurate. and if your the asshole that  created the invalid sites,

IM GOING TO HUNT DOWN YOUR FUCKING ASS AND STRANGLE YOU WITH YOUR OWN INTESTINE.

dick.

-Mephidos

I Got some Questions about the Seaking article.. so i decided to answer all of them this way.

1. I DO NOT HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST GAY PEOPLE.

whatever you may or may not stick in your ass is none of my business.

2. To those of you asking if me making the word "penis" that incredibly huge was entirely necessary, it was. i just REALLY wanted to yell that on a website.

3. WHY IS IT IN THE SCHOOL SECTION?

because i do what i want.

.... bitch.

4. And for those of you cookie monster fans that are hurt by my comments, get over it.

you can expect more beatings on childrens cartoons.

next week im going into how Dora the exploror is a lesbian drug addict, and how boots the "people monkey" is a metaphor for marijuana.

5. being random doesn't make me any less intellegent.

and maybe im not random.

maybe you just cant think as fast as me.

-mephidos

This is a special Entry i have made in order to make school life a little easier.

Actually, This advise can go for anything.

Grocery store, The workplace, senior centers, you name it. (i name it steve)

Follow these helpful steps and youll soon be on top of all of them, and never again have to deal with the jerks hanging around all over the world.

1. Kill their Families. --- Okay, this may be a little rash. but always cool. i mean seriously. what says revenge like driving a spear through the heads of that assholes parents? if you really want to go the extra mile you can track down other family members and kill them too. ( to basically crush everything the person holds dear.) and dont forget to burn the house down. ( thats also a nice touch.) Then you can watch how that person slowly breaks down right in front of your very eyes.

BE SURE TO GLOAT!!! =D and give lots of hints you did it, without an actual confession.

2. move and misplace his belongings. ( pencils, pens, papers, backpacks, brief cases ) it will take a while, but will eventually make the person very peranoid, and is very fun to watch as their sanity slowly drifts away.

4. ( screw 3 ) Hypnotize him and make him bark everytime you say tortilla. its an old trick but always funny for a laugh. not only will they look stupid in front of friends and family, but they wont have a clue! yay!

5. Fill backpack or briefcase with whipcream. its simple, but fun as hell.

6. GO MORTAL KOMBAT ON HIS ASS. Rip out his heart as one of your low voiced friends yells "FINISH HIM!" you will, of course get away with it because principles are suckers for Mortal Kombat quotes. (thats where they get they're teaching skills)

7. Commit suicide and BLAME IT ON HIM. nothing says "way to be a dick" like leaving a note saying that your killed yourself because he was so mean and so goddam ugly.

i myself have done that one many times. =D but im immortal.... so....

....

eat shit.

8. Tell him his god doesn't exist. always a fun tactic. or even that his god likes you better.

JESUS HATES YOU!!!!!!!!!! :D

and all that rain that fell on your birthday last year.... that was him spitting on you.

when you tripped a week ago, he was hopeing you would crack your head open and die so he could send your ass to hell.

Oh. and this is for you too.

What would jesus do? love all humanity with love, and acceptance.

except you. you suck at life. :)

<3

Thats it for now.

These kinda suck... but what to expect at 3 in the morning?

Ill add more later.

happy beatings.

~Mephidos<3